School Days!! (part 2)

Well ! wat can i say....phew! finally 3rd sem is over and with it i get a chance to keep my blog alive :) . It had been quite a while , i had almost stopped writing.... ny ways , after sailing through this gruesome river which 3rd sem had turned into ... the end results look some-thing like this : firstly i've started suffering from examolaria ( disgust for exams) , secondly the venus eclipse in my life has gone to its peak..
If u dint get what i just said , lemme make it clearer to u , as the old saying goes "girls are from venus " , it appears as if these inhabitants have started disappearing back to where they came from . Leave alone talking , i hate to tell this but in a week i guess that i dont even get 10 glimpses of "girly" life . IIIT known for its awesome ratio (although it guarantees every a girl 500% chance to have a boyfriend even if she has screwed up looks ) ,the funny thing is that the ratio still goes lower when it comes to our branch (ece) so you see thats y guys turn into despo's and instead of doin innovative work on their lappy's start whiling away there time on u know what ! ;)

Talking of girls , i remember my school days where girls , believe me or not , were the majority , i still believe it was my seventh class and there were 20 boys and 22 girls . Almost 3/4th of us had a girl as our bench-partner . It was during this year when i remember a little crappy incident which had happened . Yeh ! there was this girl called VJ (wont expand it for reasons*)
whom i really hated , the reason why i hated her was because i thought she was a big show-off , i felt that she just tried to "use" boys . she was smart too , so u see i had a real grudge on her , I needed to do something to get her ego out of her .. i needed to show our class what she actually was , but the crazy thing was that we were kinda friends till then . So i had an excellent idea to do the right thing for her . This is what i did :

I wrote a small paragraph about her in word-star , we were being taught word-star that time ,
so i wrote some-thing like this :

" Hi!, do u know who im , im the geisha of ur class , but that u all know , i want u to know
something more as well , i put 20 ml of oil on my hair , i mug my maths problems that is why
i score marks in maths . im the class teachers pet and soon i will be invincible , too bad
that they dont know me yet , yes it's me "vj" the queen of class 7 !! "

then i saved the file and transferred it to all the systems in our computer lab , i named the
file as "seventh class student must read" .
The next morning when we had our computer lab , all the students opened the file out of sheer
enthusiasm and my plan went about successfully . Soon she was the topic of the whole class .
All the students started mocking at her , made faces at her , avoided her , spat insults .
I enjoyed these things for a while but soon i could see tears in her eyes . She ran out of the
class and started crying alone , i dont know y the hell i turned centy and went up to her and
confessed that i had written the file .I just cudnt see her cry ,whoever she was and however she was , i told her that i wanted her to change. I told her that i was really sorry if she took it by her heart as i hadnt expected her to do so,The next moment "all hell went loose " ...she stopped crying and started running towards the staff room . Then she came out and started walking back
to me with a strange smile , i dont know how she changed so fast , she came up to me and said ,
"sorry jairaj but vandana mam is calling you ."
What the **** , i said , i cudnt believe that she had complained to vandana mam. She was known for her merciless torture on little kids. She led me silently to vandana mam's class . Mam was teaching english to our seniors , when
she led me in , mam called me and without a second thought SLAPPED ME TIGHT ON MY CHEEK .
That was the first time in my life i had been slapped by a teacher . The first time in my life i was insulted only because i confessed . I had realised my mistake long back and confessed to her that i was sorry , but she still wasn't satisfied , she wanted to see me get punished , thrashed , insulted ...only then would she satisfy and savour her sucking ego....that was the
day , I told her straight " The war had begun " , and the rest three years of my schooling i ensured that i get straight A's and become unbeatable . Thats what happened , i stood first all
through 8th , 9th and 10th and never ever talked to her .

Even if she came with some doubt , i used to say "no politics with me" , and she would go back silently . Maybe she had realised she had done a mistake , she must've tried to apologize but i
had never tried to listen 2 her . And that way the whole thing ended in 10th when all of us parted ....
but the worst thing was that the war had begun but it had not yet ended . I have seen her couple
of times visiting my profile in Orkut , But neither me nor her has ever sent a friend request nor has either of us even scrapped each other . I strongly feel i need to end this so called duel, so i thought i will write it up and maybe she might peep in and may-be this time she will apologize . Even if she doesn't im sure her guilt will make her do it sometime.....

School days!! (part 1)

Im sitting in my room browsing thru some of my orkut friend profiles , when i suddenly come across someone familiar....hey wait i have seen him somewhere...ha! he was wid me at school...Memories started flooding thru my mind of those lovely school days , thought i would share some of my pranks which i did at school...

# 3rd class 1996 during monsoons

I loved swimming .....that day i forgot to bring my swimming costume to school and we had swimming period in the afternoon . We generally had swimming periods twice a week so i really dint want to miss this one....i began to think wat to do now...cant go home...no way in between school....i was wondering , when a really crazy and gross idea struck me...i regret even now that i had done such a thing at school ...My benchmate's name was G Nitish , frm wat i knew abt him , he was an innocent chap and could be easily befooled . So i went about plotting an idea and it went exactly how i thought it would ...
this was what i did :
First i stole his swimming costume ,just kind of slipped my hand in his bag and took his packet out and put the packet in my bag just 2 periods before swimming period , Then i looked for another cover and put his costume in that cover and took his packet and zipped it in one of the secret zips of my bag .It was swimming period and i took out my packet as if it was mine and proudly went along with the other guys to the swimming pool..nitish was looking for his costume all around ..
i quickly changed and wore his costume ...it kind of fit well...got into the pool as fast as possible and mixed along with the other guys in the pool....did a gud 1 hour of swimming and then wen we had to wrap up i quickly slipped out and changed into my dress and took the wet costume and placed it in the cover which i brought .
Then i went into the class and opened the zip of my bag...tried to dry the costume as much as i could by twisting it...and then neatly placed it in his packet and threw the costume out of the window . All along he had been searching for his costume , by now even our class teacher new that he had lost his swimming costume...soon in the lunch break , our classteacher( Mrs Meenakshi a young and a cheerful lady )selected some of us to help him search his costume . She asked us to search everyone's bags . I offered my helping hand and did as if i knew nothing , after 10 min of searching in vain , i thought it was time to execute the final step ... i said :

me : excuse me mam .

teacher :yeh jairaj wat is it ?

me : i dont think anyone would want to steal a costume!!

teacher : may be ! so wat do u want to conclude ?

me : i was just thinking if we could chek outside near the busses , might be his costume just fell out of his bag wen he was comming in the mornin .

teacher : hmm...i dont know how u thought abt that but just give it a try .

me : ok mam , hey nitish try outside near the busses dude .ill go chek out near the main gate

As we went out i quickly went down and went just below my classroom window and took
the costume and walked to the maingate searched for a puddle ,(it was monsoons )
and then quitely dropped the packet in the dirty water .Then i called for nitish and his friends telling them i found his costume in this puddle , it might have fallen of his bag when he was comming from school .In that way i became the hero of the class and nitish kind of felt thankful to me...(pity! he was toooo innocent).

But i have to add , when our teacher heard about this she stared at me for a second or two , then she blinked and gave a slight grin...Ha! wat a moment ...that's why she is my fav teacher till date...

HOLLOW HEART!!

Dreams of power float in my mind,,
"survival of the fittest" has got me blind .
The race is on is what everyone knows ,,
and all that's left are all mere foes .

All that i see is loss and gain,
outputs and inputs, wealth and fame .

This is all im left with,
im alone and lost ,
no friend i can call a real friend ,
that life giving , soul filling friendship ,,
oh ! i wish that could last .

my hollow heart pains and lingers,
why is the world so harsh ?
why do i have to decieve others to go up in life ,
isnt there an alternate pass ,

some times i think wat the hell is GOD doing ?
the rich get richer and the poor get poorer .
is that what god want's ?
if not , then why dont people do what god wants ,
everyone prays but no one does what he wants ?

is this what life is about ,
being selfish and witty...
always look at your share of things
no matter what happens to the others ...

I dont think so...

at the end of the day i do have lot's of money...
but no one to share it with ,
I am empty and hollow.
Without anyone,
anyplace
anything to turn to.

The bleakness of tomorrow stares back at me
with empty holes for eyes.
Empty pits for days.
Days without any love.
Without any laugh.
Without any friendship.

With a hollow heart all night i ponder ....
my life seems to be an ice ,
melting in its own hands ..
waiting to know how to keep it freezed and strong :)

The saint's angel!

It was a monday morning ,
the day that changed my life !

She had come for a tute...
alas !, her first sight struct me mute .

Her eyes radiant with an unsual shine ,
glittering with innocence like light twingling through brine .

Her smile , pouring beauty in all its flavours ,
this heavenly pleasure i struggle to savour !

Her curves , so exquisite ...so fine !!
Her gold resting safely in her unexcavated mine ....
she , the goddess of my mind ,my heart ,my soul ,,,
although i know it will remain an unaccomplished goal .

you have become my pseudo angelic apparition ,
I fade away in your presence ,,
where i meet my pleasurable prenomination ,,
and i feel your loving essence .

Be my angel with ur wings spread wide,
to gaurd my love i have for u inside ,,
be my angel is all i ask ,
emotions and lust and everything else that i mask .

Ah! it pains to know that ur so high
such a dwelling so hard to climb ,
it was that old monday morning ...
that completely changed my life !!

oh! its getting dark!

sry,hav not posted for quite a while , actually i was very busy wid some educational stuffs....
speaking of education , regarding my last post , the comments i got reveal that girls are not only good muggers but are also real cowards ! whoever wrote that comment dint have the guts to face us, ,if u really had a point to comment on then u cud hav done with nothing to hide ,y did u feel it necessary to stay anonymous !! , well jokes apart ! hmm .... i was talking abt somthin is getting dark , huh!
oh yeh , yes! the dark ages begin frm this year , yeh the dark ages of educaton ... if u dint get it yet ! let me give u a hint , its approved to be implemented frm this year , yeh u must hav got it by now , im talking abt that looser arjun singh's great concept of reservation and quota's , wat shud i call him , im out of words , yeh i know my vocabulary is poor , but still i know that even if i learn new insults , it wud never be enough to satisfy my anger ....
that fuc*** is not only fuc**** the nation's future but also his future ,imagine old arjun singh sick and almost dead getting treated by our new generation doctors ! huh... i wud pray for that day when arjun singh himself gets treated by his pepl....
he has made indian administration a sheer game which he plays with us students as his ladders to success .... come on !! u are wasting and blowing up the chances of millions of hardworking students who study day and night to secure a seat in a good college , i mean its completely fruitless .... if he really had to improve the conditions of backward classes he shud have done it in the primary level , instead of wasting crores of money on increasing the infrastucture of colleges to accomodate those illiterates , here if he wud have invested half the amount in primary educational institutions so that the backward classes cud avail free education at the primary level , im sure they wud become far more efficiernt in competing at the merit level all by themselves and they wudnt need the help of any support or quota's .. i mean that it is completely meaningless in implementing reservations....wat the hell!! imagine the country where all the skilled doctors have run away abroad and all the reserved candidates as doctors treating patients as they like , out hospitals will become a commercial graveyard ,our industries will start collapsing due to lack of talented engineers , the country's educational front will run dry with all bozo's ruling around ..... i mean y cant the others understand , either the indian government is too foolish or it is heartless , absolutely heartless ,,,, ready to sacrifice the country 's future just to get a few extra votes is really fustrating ,they are making the blooming students their bakras , whenever they want they can slice us into parts and satisfy their pleasure....
wat the hell is happening ! i mean this is the reason why the skilled people have lost faith in the country , they just have stopped caring about the country's need and run abroad . really man.....
this is pathetic , wat can we do , wen pepl at the top lack basic civic sense....
all we can do is comment and wait for the darkages to filter out all the talented pepl away from our country and make the other countries more prosperous ! lo...
its gettin late , bye got to sleep.....no use wasting more time on this now...just wait for it to happen .....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Where's the other half?

This time its all about the frequently talked abt topic in engineering colleges
, yes it is abt the ridiculous sex ratio in our colleges ......
to make my point clear let me tell u that our college , the best institute
for information technology has 180 guys and abt 18 gals in UG1 and
around 190 guys and 15 gals in the UG2 , well that makes the ratio to around
1:10 . That means for every gal there is 10 guys around !! imagine wat a feast those lucky gals might be having and imagine the state of these deprived boys in the
top engineering colleges .... man its soo pathetic to spend 4 years in such a non
exciting atmosphere were all we are left to do is buldge deep into our books
. I mean why dont we find out wat is the root cause behind such a disaster ,
y does no gal get screened into the top institutes .....is it becos they
aren't logical enough to compete with the boys! if this is so , its bad..
they just turn out to be good muggers without a spark in their spunky brain to
do something logical ... come on gals show us they u aren't fools , why does almost
every gal go into medical stream or management , dont they have enough guts to turn into succesful engineers , man wat a pity! , but yeh i must mention those who actually do ... i mean im impressed by their guts and ur determination ,
hey !! its not such an easy thing to live in a colony of boys , (staring at the gals atevery possible moment ) !!
yes , this is a big issue and y dont all those analyst's look into it ,
are they scared to globally declare that girl's arent smart enough to do engineering .....
come on answer dude !! Im waiting:)